What A Weird Friend

Hmmm... I'm just thinking... Why God made these people to be like this...

The first... Is like you know who... I've often mentioned it on the previous posts.

The second, yes i've just met this kind of "species".... actually not "just met", but, well, the right sentence is maybe "i was just known if she was one of these species,"

Now the bad things....

1. she often writes un-important status on facebook..... like "i'm alone" or something like that... phew.. i can't wonder how would she be if she had a twitter....

2. she often writes "alay" language....

3. she often texts me... and the thing she likes to do is gossiping about boys of course... it really "burns" my ears... hey, the one that u're just talking with is also a boy... she never changed the topic, just boys and boys.

4. she easily forget her old friends... Yes, i was one of her old friend, and i knew how it feels to be forgotten... when i was in grade ten... she got new friends, and she never talk to me in the past...

5. the most annoying thing, she always looking for help for assignments... hey, can't u make it yourself? You have a computer right? Why didn't u make use of it? Why always asking help to your friends while you can do it yourself? Even a very simple assignment... U always ask for help...

6. she never thinks when she asks for help. One day, one of my friend had a birthday party, she asked me to pick her to her home... Oh dear, my house and her house tooks far too long distance.... moreover, my car was full,but some friends are living near her, why didn't she ask the others? The other friend whom i mentioned was invited too, why didn't she ask? I was rejecting it, and the result, she didn't came to the party, because no one picked her up...

7. and many more i can't explain...

at the first i think she was a good person, but lately, i feel she's getting more annoying, more "alay" also. I didn't hate you, i just hate your attitude, why can't u change?

So many weird person in this world. I still haven't got the point why they become like that....

Without Rear Wing ? Weird

some cars looks really weird when they don't have wing on their trunks

for example

This is the regular Lancer Evolution X GSR... it has wing on its trunk. looks so perfect right?

compare it with this


This is Lancer Evolution X MR US-Spec. It don't have wing, how do you think compared to the first pic? Weird, huh ? Basically they're the same car.

The designer is really genius isn't it? Evo's trunk seemed too "empty" when you don't have any wing on it. You don't need any expensive GT-wing for racecars, just regular OEM wing, it'll be much better :).

mmm... i don't mean to compare, just sharing opinion :D.

even i'm a honda lover, i love mitsubishi too :D

Sh*t

Hari ini kena bencana... -___- sialan...

Alesan pake judul itu = jengkel banget... pengen gw damprat rasanya.

mental pengendara motor jaman sekarang itu makin hari makin gak keruan ya....

bayangin aja, mau parkir di depan rumah aja masalah dateng secara tiba tiba.

ceritanya abis pulang dari gereja, mobil mau gw parkirin di depan rumah. adek gw, gw suruh turun buat mantau keadaan, biasanya kan kucing2x suka nekat

nah waktu mau dipepetin, ya terpaksa gw mundurin dulu dong. liat kanan kiri belakang, yakin 100% gak ada apa apa, weits... mendadak mundur ada suara "greekkkkk...." nah loh? suara apaan tuh?

turun, eh ternyata motor, yang bawa mahasiswa gitu lah, masih muda. ebuset, perasaan tadi kosong nih belakang kok mendadak ada motor ya? menurut saksi (adek gw), dia bilang ga liat sorot lampu apapun, ga ngeliat ada motor juga, dia aja kaget waktu gw mendadak ngundurin tuh motor.

nyolot abis nih mahasiswa... mentang2 gw keliatan anak SMA kali ya
g : gw
m : mahasiswa

g : (niat baek nih bantuin) "duh mas maaf gapapa motornya ?"
m : "spakbor retak nih, karena saya orang sabar jadi saya maafin aja deh," (SIALAN LU! GAK USAH SOK SUCI! BILANG AJA LU CARI GARA GARA! ORANG JALANAN DI SEBELAH KIRI KOSONG KOK LU AMBIL KANAN YANG ADA MOBIL! MAHASISWA KOK OTAKNYA KALAH AMA ANAK SMA!)
g : "waduh maaf yah mas.... (sambil ngebantu beresin buku2x nya yang jatoh, heran, perasaan gw tabrak pelan gitu kok bukunya bisa jatoh yah? hmmm... dan cuma kena spakbor depan kok bisa ampe buku jatoh?"
m : "ngg.. kalo ngganti ini (sambil nunjuk spakbor retak) biasanya sih 20ribu" (anj**g.... udah gw duga ujung - ujungnya duit)
g : "ooo... ya ya.. bentar (ngambil dompet di mobil, beruntung ada 20ribu...), nih mas"
m : "makasih ya,"
g : "duh gapapa beneran nih mas motornya? masih bisa jalan?" (sok perhatian gw, gw sih tau, pasti bisa jalannya, ketabrak spakbor mana mungkin ampe ga bisa jalan?)
m : (nyetater)"oh, masih bisa kok mas,udah ya,"
g : "iya..... maaf yah mas," (batin : "sialannnn... bilang aje lu keabisan duit kagak bisa makan, makanya minta2 sampe ngerusakin barang orang....")

aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.... sialann... bokek gara2 tuh mahasiswa kep**at.... 20rb terakhir abis... mampuslah -_____-. untung mobil cuma baret dikit di deket knalpot... fyuh -___-. gw mah diem aja, ngapain minta ganti rugi toh percuma, dia tetep ngerasa bener.

untunglah, abis pulang gereja, jadi ga ngajak tengkar orang dulu -___- lagian kalo ngajak tengkar useless juga, ujungnya tetep aja = mobil yang salah.

PS : ati ati kalo mundur, apalagi waktu malem. pelan2x aja, kalo perlu, suruh 1 orang ngeliatin biar bisa mastiin kalo tempatnya 100% aman, apalagi malem2x kalo alay2x naek motor kagak nyalain lampu, dan kasus kayak gw, orang cari gara gara.

Pukulan

Jujur saja, saya paling ngga suka kalo dibilang gini sama temen saya :

"Kamu itu, dipukul ya bales pukul dong! Banci ah, ngga cowo,dll"

Yapp, itu bener2 sakit didengernya. Kenapa? Seakan - akan cowok itu harus bales kalo dipukul.

Padahal kenyataannya, kalo kita bales, yang mukul kita itu PASTI bales lagi, ngga akan ngga, soalnya yang mukul kita itu otaknya ga jalan. Apa - apa diselesaiin pake fisik, mental alay, pengen berlagak sok jagoan.

Yang menurut saya bodoh itu bukan dipukul ga bales, tapi malah justru yang bales, kenapa? Karena kekerasan ngga akan selesai kalo dibales dengan kekerasan juga. Agama juga ngga pernah ngajarin berbuat kasar kan, malah ngajarinnya "kasihilah musuhmu" ?

Pria jantan itu yang dipukul diem aja, tapi dalem hati memaafkan. Kenapa? Karena seperti yang saya sebutin di paragraf sebelumnya, agama mengajarkan untuk "mengasihi musuh," , alias jangan menyimpan dendam. Kalo kita memaafkan musuh kita, masalah selesai. Gak akan berlanjut lagi.

"Apa yang benar di mata manusia belum tentu baik di mata Tuhan, tetapi ikutilah apa yang baik di mata Tuhan, jangan menjadi sama dengan dunia ini,"

What Will U Do If U Had A Friend Like This

I don't know exactly what else to do with this guy,

i'm tired with his "overacted" action.

few days later, one of my friend, who is a girl, will have her 16th birthday.

so what's the connection with this "guy" who i'm talkin about? right, he had a crush with her. and he has a plan to buy some gifts.

but the thing which is really annoying, he want to buy ALL THE GIFTS... he act like he doesn't allow anyone to give any gift to her. what the?? hey.... it's not ur girlfriend at all... and u don't have any special relationship with her. it makes us, including me, and the others who are also her friend confused about what to give....

if u had a crush on her, SAY IT, don't act so silly and over. one thing i'd like to say to you, GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS WHO ACTS REALLY OVER....

and yes, one thing again about gift.. it's not about WHAT YOU GIVE... it's not about HOW MUCH MONEY, but it's all about THE WAY YOU GIVE IT...

History of Honda Civic (Part 2, 5th - 8th generation)

5th generation (EG,EH,EJ1/EJ2) (1992-1995)
4-doors sedan

3-doors hatchback


Introduced in 1992, the redesigned Civic featured the usual increased dimensions as well as more aerodynamic styling. The wagon variant was now only available in the Japanese market where the previous generation wagon was carried over until 1995. The old HF model was brought back and renamed VX which was Honda's most fuel efficient model sold at the time. In North America the Si featured a SOHC VTEC valve train where as the VX featured VTEC-E and the Japanese Si featured a DOHC non-VTEC valve train D16A9. In New Zealand the powerful Civic GTi was revised, the new model featuring the less sporty but more economical D16A9 engine but still retaining full leather interior trim. In 1994 Honda returned the sporty image of the GTi by going back to the original D16A7 with increased power output that had been so successful with the previous model. Continuing in the sporty tradition of the original Civic SiR, Honda sold several similarly equipped variants of the fifth generation car, still referred to as the Civic SiR, in Japan, Asia and Europe. The range of models encapsulated by the SiR nameplate grew to include the hatchback, sedan and CR-X Del Sol, all of which used a slightly evolved form of the Honda's 1.6 liter B16A DOHC VTEC engine, now yielding 160 horsepower (120 kW).

6th generation (EK9,EK4,EK3,EJ6,EJ8,EJ9,EM1)(1996-2000)

3-doors hatchback

4-doors sedan



The sixth generation featured updated styling although less radical than previous redesigns. Suspension and engine options were similar to the previous generation but several new variants were introduced, including two distinct wagon models: the "Orthia" based on the standard Civic which was sold in the Japanese market and the Domani based wagon which was offered in the European market. It also saw the introduction of the Acura 1.6EL, an upscale version of the Civic introduced in the Canadian market. None of these models were offered in the US. Building on the success of the Japanese market-only Civic SiR a Type-R model was offered for the first time, available in Asia and Europe only. The Honda Civic Type R featured major reductions in weight as well as improved engine output and a number of other changes and additions designed to improve performance. The North American market saw the introduction of an upgraded Civic Si (SiR in Canada) with a more powerful Dual Overhead Cam 1.6L VTEC engine. In 1998, in the United States, Honda introduced their first Natural Gas Powered Civic, the GX. In 1996-2000 they made the EX, DX, LX, HX, CX, Si; all base models were made with 1.6L engines. The EX-CX are all SOHC (D16) and the popular Si is a DOHC (B16A2).....HONDA UK saw the launch of MA MB MC 5 Door Civic / Civic Aerodeck.These featured improved handling with dual wishbone suspension at the front and independent rear suspension, ABS,PAS etc. These instantly became a big hit as a family car with a big boot and spacious interior and also as a motorway cruiser with ultra strong B18C4 engine on its flagship model MB6 and MC2.

7th generation (EM2,ES1,EP3,EU1)(2001-2005)

5-doors hatchback

4-doors sedan


The seventh generation was released in 2001. While the redesign retained the previous generation's exterior dimensions, interior space was improved in part by using a flat rear floor thus bumping up Civic to a compact car size segment. The front suspension was changed from that of a double wishbone to a MacPherson strut, in order to lower costs, as well as allow more engine bay room for the newly introduced Honda K-series engine. Power was also increased on some trim levels.
In North America, coupe and sedan body styles were available, except for the Si (SiR in Canada) which was offered only as a three-door hatchback. The rest of the world received three and five-door hatchbacks. The Type-R was redesigned as well this time using a more powerful i-VTEC motor and using the three-door hatchback body style. This generation saw Honda introduce their first Civic Hybrid, powered by a 1.5 liter engine.

8th generation (FD2,FA1,FG1,FG2,FA5,FK,FN)(2006-now)
european market(3 & 5-doors hatchback)

american market (5-doors sedan)

asian market (5-doors sedan)


For the 2006 generation Honda split the model into two different platforms, one primarily for the home market and North America and the other designed for the European market using a simpler rear suspension from the Honda Fit and more aggressive styling. Although the North American and the home market model differ externally, they are mechanically identical. The European model is available as a three and five-door hatchback while the Japanese/North American model is available as either sedan or coupe. Both Si and Type-R trim levels continue although the Japanese and European Type-R while sharing the same size engine are mechanically different. In the US an improved version of the Si tuned by Honda tuner Mugen is offered featuring cosmetic alterations and changes to the suspension and exhaust system. The Acura version of the Civic not only received the design change, but also saw a new nameplate, changing from the Acura EL to the Acura CSX.
In Europe this Civic has a 3 or 5 door hatch featuring a 1.4 VTEC, 1.8 VTEC (5.5–9 km/litre in city, 11.2–13.7 km/litre on highway), or 2.0l (Type-R) engines (5.5–8.1 km/litre in city, 8–10 km/litre on highway), as well as a powerful and economical 2.2 N22A i-CTDi diesel (140BHP) which does 0–60 mph in 8.6 seconds and fuel economy is 38.3 MPG 10–12 km/litre in city and 11–14 km/litre on the highway. There is also a saloon version for the Hybrid, which has a 1.4 IMA engine giving 61MPG with 0–60 in 12.41 seconds. The Hybrid is the only Civic in the Europe that is a saloon.

2009 Facelift

2009 facelift asian market


For 2009, the Civic received a minor face lift, including a slight redesign to the front and rear. The exterior changes include a new honeycomb-designed grill in the front, as well as revised rims, with many more spokes than the original five-spoke rims, and a bar of chrome trim above the license plate area. The chrome strip where the Honda front logo is was also refined with sharper edges on both ends. The design for the area of the grill where the fog lights are placed was also slightly revised to include differing designs for Civic models with fog lights and those without. The interior changes included bluetooth compatibility and an optional leather wrapped steering wheel in the LX model. A sportier LX model was also added, called LX-S. This trim level adds a rear spoiler, chrome exhaust tip, and black sports seats. The car retains many of its design cues and technical specifications from the pre-2009 model, including its 1.8 liter inline-4 engine and two-tier dashboard with a digital speedometer.

------------------------------------------to be continued

credits : wikipedia.org

blog writer additional notes :
- 3rd generation is also called "civic wonder" and funnier nickname "wonder setrikaan" for the hatchback model in Indonesia, because the shape is similar like iron (iron = setrikaan in Indonesian)
- 4th generation is also called "grand civic" for the sedan model, and "civic nouva" for the hatchback model
- 5th generation is also called "civic genio" for the sedan model, and "civic estilo" for the hatchback model
- 6th generation is also called "civic ferio" for the sedan model.
- since the 6th generation, Honda Prospect Motors (main agent of the Honda car brand), didn't sell the hatchback model anymore. but the hatchback model was imported by some local car importeers, and it's still happened until now. the 8th gen hatchback, which only sold in some countries, is also imported.
- the 8th generation has an acura version, named "Acura CSX"
- in some country, the 8th generation has 1.8litre R18A1 SOHC 140bhp version, and the chassis code is "FD1".
- the type-R model started from the 6th generation, and ended in 8th generation. Honda has stopped producing civic typeR again, for both the sedan and hatchback models.
- the type-R model in 6th and 7th generation only sold in hatchback model in some countries. the 8th generation has both sedan and hatchback version.
- in 8th generation type-R sedan, it has a hardcore model named "Mugen RR", it's tuned from the standard type-R model by Honda's inhouse-tuner, Mugen. powered by 2.2Litres K20A DOHC 240bhp @8000RPM, 216Nm @7000RPM. an the Mugen RR model has another hardcore version again, Mugen RR experimental spec.

Honda Civic History (Part 1, 1st to 4th generation)

Actually i'm out of idea, and don't know what to write, so i write this.
History about a car which i admire the most :).

The History of Honda Civic



Civic has 8 models, counted from first it launched

1st generation (1973-1979)



The first generation Honda Civic was introduced in 1972, but sold as a 1973 model. Equipped with a 1,169 cc (71.3 cu in) four-cylinder engine, the first generation Civic was designed to compete with American compact vehicles and offered features such as front power disc brakes and reclining vinyl bucket seats and AM radio. The Civic was available as a coupe, both a three and a five door hatchback, as well as a five door station wagon. Due to the 1973 oil crisis, demand for fuel efficient vehicles was high. The Civic's build quality matched its fuel economy, allowing it to succeed in the market.


2nd Generation (1980-1983)



The second generation Honda Civic was introduced in 1980. It was larger, had a more angular shape, and came with increased engine power. All Civic engines now used the CVCC design, which added a 3rd valve per cylinder; this introduced lean burn swirl technology. The base 1335 cc ("1300") engine made 55 hp (41 kW), with an optional 1488 cc ("1500") engine giving 67 hp (50 kW). Three transmissions were offered: a four-speed manual (on base models), a five-speed manual, and a two-speed semi-automatic that was unique to the industry.

3rd generation (SB) (1984-1987)

4-doors sedan

3-doors hatchback




The third generation was released in 1984. The separate five-door hatchback and wagon models were merged into a four-door "shuttle wagon." An additional two-seat coupe style—labeled CRX—was introduced, noted for its compact dimensions and light weight. The third generation Civic saw the introduction of the long running four-cylinder D series engine including a new 1.5 L (91.5 cu in) CVCC engine. 1984 also saw the release of a high-performance Si model for the Japanese market, featuring upgraded suspension and the 1.6 L (97.6 cu in) DOHC ZC engine which was rated at 130 PS. Si models were offered in the US as a 3-door Civic Si hatchaback and the CRX Si variant with a 91 horsepower (68 kW) fuel injected SOHC 12-valve engine. A 4WD model was introduced for the first time in 1984, and later upgraded in 1987.

4th generation (EC/ED/EE/EF) (1988-1991)

4-doors sedan

3-doors hatchback


For 1988 the Civic was redesigned again, with increased dimensions and a lower hood line. A wide range of models and trim levels were offered for various markets around the world. The most notable of which include The Japanese market SiR (featuring the new B16A DOHC VTEC engine) and the New Zealand market GTi (featuring full leather interior and a tuned version of the successful SOHC D16A7 engine). All US models featured electronic fuel injection, but carbureted models were still available elsewhere. The fourth generation saw the introduction of a fully independent rear suspension across the entire model range.

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Credits : Wikipedia.org

Wonderful 16th B'day. Thanks everyone.

Yesterday it was my 16th b'day party.

actually, my b'day is 20th of august, but i arranged a party on the next day at chopa restaurant, 6 PM.
i invited some of my friends, even some of them can't come.

it was about 28 or 29 persons who attended (too much of them)
*alphabetical
the boys are : adit,adri,andrew,andre,andy,aron,AW,eric,felix,hendra,hendy,joshua,kevin N, kevin wijaya,rheyhan,sean,soen surya,SW

and the girls : anita,caca,cella,claudia,grace,inez,laydy,nana,olive,tata

some of them who can't come : bebet,dennis,emeline,igna,kevin A,tania,yunike

even some of them was late to come, but it wasn't any problem at all.

but the problem is : i've already ordered the place JUST FOR 25 people. luckily, there are additional tables around, so i can put the rest of them there.

then,, err... i two of my old friends, such as aron and rheyhan. but it's not really hard for them to interact with the other new friends. because aron already known "the twin" andre & andrew, and kevin wijaya. same as rheyhan, he still remembered some.

a thing i really never wondered off : felix brought his car?? wow. when i asked him, he answered "no one could take me here, so i go on my own," sh*ttt.... it just made me really jealous.... :( because i knew his mom was a little extra "over-protective".

then, i really thankful to my "sister", it really doesn't matter even u're late, it was just fine, thanks for coming :).

in the middle of event, sean and adri planned to pick up arga there. they came back while the event already finished --". but, NO, it's NOT YET finished until everyone back home... :D.

the event went well, but i ordered the menu too much i think. we had dinner, joked, talked, and took some pics. i just uploaded the pics at FB, but only some, not all.

the last, i would say thanks for everyone for those great moments, and thanks too for the presents, it was great. Thanks again for adri,andy,and sean for making my bedroom dirty... hahahah....

GBU all :).

Selfishness

I really hate some teacher's behavior in teaching their students.

Nowadays teachers are selfish and thinks they know everything.. C'mon, you're just a human, not God.

Just like it was, one of my friend named "A" got a conflict with a teacher named "M"

A didn't talk with the other friends, but M accused them all, including A.

M : "next time i won't let you 4 sit alltogether,"

A complained, because he actually didn't do anything wrong

A : "miss, i didn't talk to my friends. From the beginning i was silent, why do you accuse me?"
M : "A, i do this because i care to you, if you think i'm angry, i won't talk to you anymore,"

M says that she cares, but the fact, he didn't care about A's words. She still thoughts that A and the other friends are wrong, eventhough A is silent and complaining. Where is justice??

Is it because u're a teacher so you can accuse your students without any evidence?? C'mon. This is a part i hate about teachers. They always think they're right and the students wrong. A really selfish way of a teacher in treating his/her student.

Teacher doesn't always right, and students doesn't always wrong.

I'm just criticizing this ironic situation. Because if i were A, i will do the same thing.

Monyet oh Monyet

Bohong banget kalo ada murid ngomong "gw cinta sekolah gw"

loh kok bisa?

lah kalo lu cinta sekolah, kalo ada pengumuman libur respon lo ya "yaaahhh kok libur", mana?? buktinya murid manapun kalo ada pengumuman libur malah seneng "yeeee liburrr!!!"

Makanya gw heran, lagaknye sih cinta sekolah, mana? kalo istilah kerennya itu "cinta monyet" alias cuma maen2.

kalo libur lama kangen sama sekolah? hmmm... lebih tepatnya kangen sama temen2 kali... bukan kangen sama sekolah. buktinya, begitu masuk langsung gosip ini-itu sama temen2, ngobrol sama temen kan? sehari dua hari begitu udah masuk pelajaran juga pada ngga minat... "duh kapan liburnya yaaa????"

Heran aja, dari banyak orang yang "ngaku" cinta sekolahnya, disuruh milih antara libur/sekolah juga masih milih sekolah, yaelah --" jadi inget sepotong lirik

"tapi kenapa sih mama bilang kalo ini cinta monyettt~"

Ospek

Ada hal menarik soal ospek kelas X taun ini, why?

First, they don't have to "draw" their faces..... sh*t... why could this be happend??
Bikin iri aja, taun lalu itu derita pol-polan tau ngga.... garuk hidung ngga bisa malah ngotorin kuku, ngelap keringet malah "make up" belepotan.. z..

Second, they don't have to make "name tags"... they only have to make "cocard"... whatt??? enak dong... ringan... tinggal kasih peniti taroh di seragam. Taon lalu? no komeng ah.

Third, they don't have to bring "strange foods" like "tempe setengah mateng" etc. They can eat at the foodcourt. WTH????

Fourth, they don't have to prepare anything, JUST a drink bottle... they can bring their bags... and NOT sacks... d*mn...

Fifth, they don't have to "learn togetherness by eating your friends' food"... they eat theirselves.... btw it's not "learn togetherness" dude... it's "learn to make sickness" or "test kekebalan tubuh thdp penyakit"... zz.. --" weird.

Sixth, there are NO graduated students that enter the school just to "ngepo-in MOS alias ikut ngerjain"... Yes that's right, that's not their business after all.

Seventh, THEY CAN RELAX.... My sister can watch TV and play computer properly, without my mom scolding and rushed at her. NOT LIKE ME LAST YEAR... My mom keep scolding and rushed me to prepare the equipments...
really-really a pity...

Summary : Really contrast...

Aw SNAP....

New Class

Hmm.. First of all... ah udah ah pake indonesia aja

Taun ajaran baru yang saya nanti-nantikan... :p
sebenernya cuma penasaran sama kelas sih

Hari pertama masuk liat daftarnya sih asik2... Terutama cowoknya...

masuk di kelas XIA-1, ada Andy,AW,sinu,hendy,steve,adrian W.... weewww.... kelas IPA aroma IPS (maksud e aroma ribut2.. awkwakkaw)... tapi gitu2 pada rajin loo nek pelajaran pada nyatet :p. tapi se kelas ma kevin maho.. zz.. --" trus dennis nicky hendra peter, yah not so bad sih mereka. sisanya ngga kenal.

Yah seperti biasa taun ini saya jadi korban utama lagi... huahahahha... total ditelanjangin sama mereka udah 2x sejauh ini.... (maksudnya 2x berhasil dibuka kancingnya semua dari 4x ditelanjangin :p) tapi so far mereka asik2 semua kok. Kalo katanya sinu, mendingan jadi korban trs daripada nda dianggep sama sekali di kelas.... asem --"

cewe? hmm.. no comment ah... si *blablabla* ada.... hmm... trus malinda.. nitya... sisanya? ga kenal semua. bah! cewe nya ngga ada yang rame ah, diem semua.

guru.. hmm.. sebenernya enak sih.. wali kelas pak sena (tapi manggil e "seno"). baek sih orang e, ga cerewet, tp suarane pelan.. ya dimaklumi sih... tenggorokane gek sakit pa pie gitu katane.

trus tentang guru mapel lainnya sih ngga parah2 amat... setidaknya, mendingan daripada dulu --".

ngomong2 saya masih kangen sama beberapa temen yang masuk IPS... huaa..

arga, adri... err... yah.. paling ngga biasanya mereka yang bikin kelas bisa rame pol-polan. dan yang bikin iri lagi nih sama anak IPS... jumat pulang jam 12 euy... hwee... serasa pengen IPS.. apa daya ga mampu akun. yah sebodo amat ntar gede juga buka bengkel... awkawkkawkawkaw... ga muluk-muluk amat kok :p. tapi yang saya salut sama anak2 IPS... hebat ya.. bisa tahan tiap hari pelajarannya akun-eko terus... wew... 2 thumbs lah... saya ngga kuat kalo gitu trus, jenuh, ngga mudeng apa apa. yaaa.. both punya beban yang sama kok..

pesan dari ortu sih : jangan mentang2 anak IPA takabur terus jelek2in temen yang IPS. IPS kan bukan berarti bodo. Ada kok yang pinter banget tapi IPS... hahaha... sayang ilmunya? nggak lah! The choice is yours kok. ya nggak cik(clau),sis(tania)? :) wkwkwk.

finally, i hope this time i can achieve what i haven't achieved yet :)

Cara Ngetes....

Pacaran sama cewek, tapi ngga tau cewek itu face oriented/matre/dll?? Gampang, ada caranya!

Cara ngebuktiin tingkat ke-matrean cewek :
1. hari pertama lo ketemu ama dia mah berlagak keren aja, bawa mobil/motor keren, dandan serapi mungkin. Biar tuh cewe tertarik.

2. hari kedua, berangsur2 aja, lo downgrade, berlagak ngga modal, misalnya kalo tuh cewek minta dianterin pulang bilang aja "aduh sori hari ini gw ga bawa mobil, mobil gw lagi di bengkel tuh, gw bayarin naek taksi aja ya?" =

3. hari ketiga, downgrade lagi... "aduh mobil gw belom bener nih, gw bawanya vespa jadoel" kalo ngga "duh ngga bawa dompet nih gw ngga bisa bayarin lo naek taksi, pulang ndiri ya...." yah pokoknya apapun lah caranya, intinya lo ga mau nganterin tuh cewek pulang.

4. kalo tuh cewek matre sih, pasti reaksinya, bakal cepet2 diputusin, ato paling bagus sih, ngomel-ngomel sampe ngamuk2. kalo itu cewek beneran suka, pasti tetep berlagak kalem. gampang kan?

Cara ngebuktiin cewek yang face-oriented (ngeliat cowok dari face doang)
1. pertama lo dandan sekeren mungkin, udah pokoknya dandan apa kek yang bikin cewek2 pada tertarik pada pandangan pertama.

2. kedua, nah intinya sih sama, DOWNGRADE! besoknya lo dandan nya biasa2, kalo bisa ngga rapi sih lebih bagus, rambut acak2an, baju berantakan. yah kalo masih kepengen "jaim" bisa kok dandan biasa aja, pokoknya jangan sekeren sebelomnya :p

3. downgrade lagi! kalo bisa berlagak kek orang bego. biar dia illfeel... :ngakak.

4. kalo cewenya face oriented dia pasti buru2 mutusin kalo ngga ngomel2, kalo beneran suka pasti dia kalem2 aja.

terakhir : PRAKTEK!

sukses enggaknya ditanggung sendiri :ngakak

yang jelas sih daripada ujungnya lo baru tau kalo cewe lo matre, kan mending lo beginiin dulu :D

Tawa Sutra

Tadi siang waktu makan, kan bosen, jadi sambil nyetel TV

kebetulan ada tawa sutra, ya udah itu ditonton aja... hehehe...

Waktu itu adegannya tuh gini,

Peppy jadi dosen, ada 4 apa 5 murid kalo ngga salah (salah 1 nya Budi Anduk :D)

Si Peppy itu nanya 1 1 sama murid2nya
Peppy : "kamu pernah liat setan?"
Murid 1 : "ngga pernah pak"
Peppy : "kamu pernah dengerin suara setan?"
Murid 2 : "ngga pernah pak"
Peppy : "Kamu pernah megang setan?"
Murid 3 : "Ngga pernah pak"
Peppy : "Kamu pernah ngerasain setan?"
Murid 4 (budi anduk neh) : "ngga pernah pak."
Peppy : "kalo gitu kesimpulannya, setan itu.... nggak ada."

Mendadak si Budi Anduk nyeletuk,
Budi anduk : "loh pak kok bisa bapak ngomong setan ngga ada? Emangnya bapak pernah ngeliat otak bapak?"
Peppy : "(meraba2 kepala) ngga pernah"
Budi anduk : "pernah megang otak bapak?"
Peppy : "(meraba2 lagi) ngga pernah"
Budi anduk : "ngedenger suara dari otak bapak?"
Peppy : "(meraba2 lagi) nggak"
Budi anduk : "kesimpulannya..... BAPAK NGGA PUNYA OTAK" (wkwkwkwkkwkwkw)

Peppy : "kamu kesini (manggil Budi anduk sambil senyum2)"
Budi anduk : "iya pak"
Peppy : "kamu adalah satu-satunya murid di kelas ini...... YANG HARUS DIHAJAR (nonjok perutnya si Budi anduk... wkwkkwkwkw) ayo siapa mau ikutan ngehajar??? (yang lain pun ikut2an nonjokin.. wkwkwkkwkwkw)

BMW = ????

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photo : my own photoshop creation :)

Mungkin semua orang familier sama merek mobil 1 ini,
yup, merek terkenal akan kehebatan mobil-mobil ciptaannya. Bahkan luxury saloon(sedan) yang biasa dipake menteri/pejabat/petinggi pun tetep kental aura sporty. Sayang rasanya anda melewatkan sebuah BMW jika tidak dikemudikan sendiri.

Ada yang tau singkatan dari merek BMW tersebut?
Bayerische Motoren Werke/Bavarian Motor Works
Note : Bavaria adalah lokasi pabrik BMW di german (CMIIW)

Dan saya baru saja menemukan 1 kemiripan dari kata "Bavaria" dengan salah 1 kota di Indonesia.

kota mana? Jakarta.
Loh? Ga ada miripnya kan?
Ada dong, dulu jaman penjajahan, kota Jakarta namanya Batavia.
coba deh itu huruf "T" sama "V" di kata "Batavia" diganti sama "V" sama "R"

BaTaVia
BaVaRia

Mirip kan? Penempatan huruf hidupnya bahkan sama persis.
Ternyata secara kebetulan atau disengaja, Indonesia punya 1 kemiripan sama German... Hahahaha... Ga ada yang nyadar kan? Sayangnya sekarang namanya Jakarta.

Mungkin kalo versi orang Indonesianya, BMW bisa diplesetkan jadi Batavian Motor Works/Batavia Motoren Werke. Mungkin nanti kalo Indonesia bikin mobil nasional, mereknya itu, hahaha....

Credits : Turbocharged @ kaskus, why? Liat aja avatar sama location orangnya. Avatarnya BMW 3series E46, locationnya batavia... jadi saya dapet inspirasi dari situ :p.

Apapun nama kotanya deh, still love Indonesia :)

Nyontek

Oke..Oke... Kata orang orang nyontek itu dosa....

Tapi sebenernya, apa yang mendorong siswa suka nyontek waktu tes?
Dorongan kepengen dapet nilai bagus, tentu, semua orang pengen dapet nilai bagus.
Dibalik itu, mereka juga takut dapet nilai jelek. Takut gak naik kelas, takut dimarahin ortu. Lalu mereka nyontek biar dapet bagus. Masuk akal.

Kalo kita ngomongin soal nyontek, nggak ada habisnya.
Ketika kita tanya "kenapa nyontek itu dosa?" kata guru : ya karena nyontek = nyolong. Titik. Nggak ada jawaban yang lebih spesifik. Nyolong? Penjelasan lucu. Nyontek itu kadang udah diskusi sama temen, ngerencanain caranya gimana, dari hari sebelomnya, bahkan, kadang kita bagi tugas sama temen, loe belajar bagian ini, gw belajar bagian itu. Itu nyolong? Colong-colongan dong? Hahaha. Masih ngomong nyontek = nyolong? Mana ada nyolong diskusi dulu!?

Hemm... Lalu, soal penyebab kita nyontek. Takut dapet jelek. Takut dapet jelek = takut salah. Takut salah = Takut ngambil resiko. Padahal, orang sukses itu biasanya orang yang berani ngambil resiko. Jadilah, orang2 mentalnya ciut, penakut, cepet nyerah. Kenapa? Ya karena nilainya jelek! Coba guru nggak ngasih nilai jelek, or paling nggak, jawaban yang "ngawur" dikasih nilai separo dari nilai penuhnya. Misal senomer penuhnya 5, ya dikasih 2,5 atau 3. Paling nggak udah jawab kan? Jadi mereka merasa usaha ngawurnya dihargai, dan berani ngambil resiko "mendingan salah daripada nggak jawab". Termasuk pada soal pilihan ganda yang biasanya guru paling pelit ngasih nilai pada bagian ini. Salah langsung coret tanpa babibu, nggak dikasih nilai.

Yang lebih lucu lagi,itu bahan ulangan seabrek-abrek, muridnya disuruh ngapalin. Sementara itu, gurunya bikin soal susah sambil ketawa2. Liat buku. Periksa jawabann pun sambil liat kunci. Yah gitu muridnya nyontek disalahin... Lha wong gurunya aja nggak apal isi bukunya, muridnya disuruh ngapalin? Hahaha... Mana kuat, makanya pada bagi tugas, lo ngapalin ini, gue ngapalin itu, jadi beban kita kurang, ulangan kalo nggak bisa tinggal kongkalikong.... Hmmm...... Mungkin itu jadi alesan bagus buat ngelak waktu kepergok.

Kalo memang kepengen muridnya nggak nyontek, ngasih nilai yang kira-kira lah harusnya. Pilihan ganda salah, ya udah kasih 1/2.. jangan asal coret... Biar siswa itu ngerasa usaha mereka ngejawab itu dihargai biarpun salah. Trus ngasih bahan ulangan juga di kira-kira lah. Gila apa 1 buku disuruh ngapalin, mana kuaaattt???? Ngapalin 10 halaman aja belom tentu bisa masuk semua. Kalo alesannya ngasih bahan banyak2 itu ngejar materinya biar bisa selesai akhir semester, itu sama aja bohongin murid. Artinya selama ini loe ngajar cuma didasari rutinitas, tanpa sedikitpun mikirin ratusan murid yang loe ajarin. Otak mereka butuh istirahat, nggak melulu buat belajar.... Tapi buat mikirin yang lain juga... Emangnya mereka robot?

Mapel Gado - Gado part.2

Mapel Gado - Gado (based on jadwal UUS)

Math + Geo = hitunglah sudut-sudut pada segitiga bermuda menggunakan aturan sin!

Kimia + KN = Pembagian fraksi - fraksi minyak bumi diatur oleh undang - undang pasal berapa tahun berapa? jelaskan!

Fisika + Mandarin = Jelaskan secara singkat menggunakan hanzi tentang pembentukan bayangan pada lensa cembung, berikut gambarnya!

Biologi + Agama = Sebutkan contoh cacing yang habitatnya di sekitaran gereja, lalu jelaskan pula mengapa mereka memilih tinggal di situ daripada di tempat lain!

Eko-akun + Inggris = Make a letter of complaint about inflation to a bank!

B.Indo + Sosio = Buatlah paragraf narasi menggunakan 5 majas yang berbeda, tema : fungsi sosiologi dalam perencanaan sosial.

A Feeling That Never Gonna Answered.

Last Wednesday, yes,
i was really shocked.
a friend told me that "someone" is getting near "her"

my friend knows the guy... the same choir member... so he told me...
and the worst thing, the guy whom he told me about had ever give her some phone calls....

and it became worse this afternoon...
I SAW HER WALKED AROUND WITH THE GUY AND ANOTHER GIRL....

yeah... it hurts me the most...
before i saw them, i don't really believe it...
but now, yes i do believe it...
she's really smart,
even she knows how to destroy a boy's feeling to her....
no, not only her.. but also the guy
they really broke my dreams.

whatever... i try to forget about it...
although i'm still in love with her.....

a feeling that never gonna answered.

Happy Bday Pak Syaf.. wakkakaka...

Parahhh... wakkakaka...

Hr ni kan pak syaf ulang taon...
trs niat e mau dikerjani,
rencana ne dah siap dari kemaren2.

dw meh pura2 ribut nda merhati ke bapak e,
trs ada adegan gelud...

awal e meh AW mbe andre pa denny gt gelud di kelas....
ini pun gara2 tenle terinspirasi mbe dulu waktu bu nur ultah, AW mbe rachel...

tapi... what the..?! malah aku disuruh gelud mbe AW... huaaaaaa.... WTH...
trus mbe dw pura2 uang 50rb seng buat nyumbang PS itu lom lunas. padahal dah lunas kbh.. wkwkkw...

lha tadi tu, rencanane nyaris gagal...
gara2 kelas e nda patek o ribut, AW ne bingung meh mulai gelud e pie.
ya pura2 ae tak panas2i ben gelud,
bar tu gelud tenan, AW ndorong kursi ku... bapak e kepancing, ngamuk...

PS : Pak Syaf, AW : AW, A : Aku
PS : "HEH NOPO KUI NYO??" (sambil tereak)
AW : "ki to pak mulai ngenyek jeneng bpk sek..."
PS : "KAMU SINI!" (nyentak.. narik tanganku... medeni... >.<)
A : "???" (pura2 bengong)
PS : "KAMU BERHADAPAN SAMA SAYA YA!!"(tambah medeni... T__T mell... cepet melll....)
A : "..." (bengong lagi.. modar koe.... bapak e tenanan....)

lha pas aku didorong mbe bpk e, dari pintu melly dkk masuk mbawa roti ne... wakkaakkakak..... SEEPPP.... TQ MELL.. AWKOWAOKKAWO... RENCANA SUKSESSS!!!!

bapak e lsg bingung.. wakkawk...
PS : "lho tadi deen(aku) ngonek ke sapa to, aku apa kamu?" (nanya ke AW)
AW : "aku pak, tapi guyonan tok og.. wkwkkw"

sak kelas lsg nyanyi happy bday buat bpk e.. ahahhaha...

bar t dilanjut bagi2 roti ne. wkakka... & opkors foto2 :p.

paling nda isa dilupakan ez too.. wakkwak.... termasuk siap mental ngadep i dibentak pak syaf.. wakkawkawk....

happy bday ya pakk... :)

Ternyata.... WAKAKAKAKKAKA.....

Akhirnya...wakakkaka...

tersangka utama nya ketauan jugaa...awkowakkoaw....

ud lah kalo emang lo yang lapor mendingan ngaku
daripada jadi bulan2an.... ga cm 1 kelas loh, sampe kelas 11 sekalian.
WAKAKKAKKAA....

lagian aneh seeehhh...
kalo nilai lo jelek napa lo ga belajar? ya salah lo sendiri kann??
napa malah pake alesan aneh2, pake alesan yang SAMA SEKALI NGGA MUTU! TOLOL! FVCK!!
akibatnya kalo ketauan ya ntar liat aja....
dihajar loe sama 2 angkatan... WAKAKKAKA.... BIKIN MENDERITA 2 ANGKATAN AJA....

ud lah ntar liat aja... wakakkaka...
namanya orang busuk mau diumpetin juga ketauan... awkkakak...

Memorize?

What's the purpose of memorizing?

Okay, i think, some people say
"buat ngasah otak"

allright, i can accept. sometimes it's useful too.

but, actually the fun fact, do we need to memorize summaries?
physics summaries? maths? economics?

workers need to open the book, mate.
accountants need to open the book, look for the summaries when they work. physicians and mathematicians too...

get real... so what's the use of memorizing those things?

you can't judge someone is stupid because they can't memorize anything.
not only summaries, but all things.
even presidents, judges,etc they can't memorize ALL the law contents. Even those who made it, can't memorize it.
presidents sometimes needs text when they talk for a speech.
biologists, doctors, they sometimes need books too.

a pity, schools nowadays, expect their students to keep memorizing.
and worse, if your answer is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from the book (even it's actually the same thing as the book mean), it's wrong. really a pity.

if only "ngasah otak", it's more useful to do open book tests,
because in open book tests, students were expected to THINK, not only RE-WRITE.
open book tests usually need to think more than memorizing tests right?
because in open book tests, the question is always about something we call "nalar", not "hapalan".


*actually, i'm really inspired from my dad's words yesterday, and i'm really agreed to his words : "hapalan itu sebenernya ga perlu, apalagi rumus2 matematika,fisika,dll. sekarang orang kerja aja perlu buka buku & bawa buku kemana - mana. gurunya aja belom tentu bisa hapal segitu banyak, lha kan kebangetan kalo muridnya disuruh ngapalin bahan segitu banyak?"*

[ISENG] Mapel Gado-Gado

Daftar Mata Pelajaran Gado Gado
(NOTE : STRES BELAJAR SEMINGGU PENUH GARA2 UHT)

bahasa indonesia + kimia : hidrokarbon majemuk adalah pembakaran 2 hidrokarbon tunggal yang tidak sempurna. kemudian karena sulit dimengerti, hidrokarbon majemuk biasanya diterjemahkan dalam bahasa indonesia menjadi kalimat majemuk.

matematika + geografi : a/sin B + b/sin S + c/sin M. note : B = beku, S = sedimen, M = metamorf.

bahasa inggris + sosiologi : social control is needed to decrease the rate of penyimpangan sosial.

KN + fisika : kata politik pada cermin cekung dapat dihitung dengan rumus 1/f : 1/p + 1/o + 1/l + 1/i + 1/t + 1/i + 1/k.

biologi + ekonomi : inflasi terjadi karena cacing yang beredar lebih banyak daripada barang, sehingga cacing menggerogoti barang di pasar, mengakibatkan barang menjadi mahal.


just for fun alias cuma iseng :p

Susah Jadi Orang yang Apa Adanya ?

kenapa banyak orang suka cari sensasi yak?

suka omong gede, tapi kalo disuruh buktiin ciut duluan
suka ngibul, tapi kenyataannya..... wth... mana?

mmm...
sebenernya buat apa sih itu semua?
cari popularitas?

gak guna lo cari popularitas cara gitu.
orang yang banyak omong gede malah biasanya banyak yang ga seneng,
ujungnya jadi buah bibir, ga ada yang percaya malahan.
emang sih populer, jadi buah bibir kan?
cuma seneng yah jadi populer gara2 diomongin kejelekannya?

beda cerita kalo lo tampil apa adanya, ngomong apa adanya.
ga usah minder, tampil apa adanya aja. ngga usah dilebih-lebihin. bakalan lebih banyak yang ngehargain daripada yang nyela. yang nyela anggep aja orang gila, sirik,dll.

percaya deh, biasanya orang2 yang dikucilkan dalam suatu kelompok itu adalah orang yang suka ngomong gede, omongannya penuh subjektifitas bukan objektifitas (gak mau nerima kenyataan), sombong, banyak gaya, dll.

justru orang yang paling di respek & dihormati dalam suatu kelompok itu adalah orang yang jarang ngomong, tapi sekali ngomong omongannya bermanfaat banget, omongannya pun sesuai kenyataan yang ada, penampilan apa adanya, dll.

jadi ga perlu kan cari popularitas dengan hobi ngomong gede tapi ga ada isinya?

Pengen Eksis...??? JANGAN LEBAY PLIS....

Jengkel banget dah...
Ada aja orang macem dia...

Awal kenal sih baek....
tp lama - lama jengkel... n mikir 'kok ada ya orang kayak dia?'

1 hal yg aku benci dari dia : LEBAY BANGET...

lebay nya tuh aneh....
lagaknya sok sibuk... yah salah sendiri sapa suruh ikut ini-itu... ujungnya sibuk ngeluh... gw yg capek dengerin keluhan lo.... dateng ke rumah gw cuma cerita macem2 hal kagak penting...
sebenernya mau ngomong sih 'kagak ada yang nanya'
cuma yaa... kasian aja.. biarin ngoceh sepuasnya... hahaha...

trus minta bocoran.... ampun... sampe ogah ngasih bocoran ke dia...
why?
udah dicatetin seKOMPLET-KOMPLETNYA PAKE TELOR.... ehh... nanya ga mutu..
'jawabannya apa? belajar dari mana aja?'
jawabannya lo mikir aja ndiri dah
belajarnya? dari makanan lo... ya jelas dari buku lo lah... dari mana lagi coba?

yang aneh lagi... ampun 1x lagi....
orang belom mau nembak cewe kok dipaksa.. trus bilang 'tar kalo direbut orang gimana?'
aduh plis deh... the weird-est question i've ever heard.. 'kalo direbut orang?' cari aja yg baru kok susah amat kayaknya... kayak cewe di dunia cuma 1 itu aja.... ya emang susah sih ngomong sama orang 'susah'.... yang 'susah' nya itu dibuat-buat alias 'menyibukkan diri sendiri'... wong ga ada yg nyuruh lo sibuk kok....

trus kalo ga ada kerjaan maen2 ke rumah orang....
aduh...
plis ya...
GW MAU BOBOK.... CAPEK TAU NGGA SEHARIAN... LO DATENG PADA JAM BOBOK GW... PULANG PADA JAM YG 'SEHARUSNYA' GW BARU BANGUN... sama aja kagak bobok... zzz...
iseng banget sih... bikin orang kagak bebas aja...

dah gitu... ngga tau malu banget sih...
pulsa abis.. minjem HP... katanya sih 'pinjem bentar'
bentar???
sampe abis puluhan ribu lo bilang bentar?
berangkat pulsa masih sekitar 35ribu... pulang tinggal 7ribu...
minjemnya maksa sambil marah2 lagi.... harusnya sapa sih yg marah?
trus pulsa gw abis... dia bilang 'lah lo sekali isi kan 50ribu? gw sekali isi 10ribu tau...' masih bisa ketawa2 juga... zzz.. ga punya malu bener,...
dibuat telponan... guess?? BUAT NGOBROL.... KAGAK PENTING BANGET DAH.... NGOBROL PAKE PULSA ORANG.... PEDEKATE KOK MINJEM SIH? GA MALU APA?
dalem hati 'ampun.... 10ribu lo pake telponan kayak gitu ya jelas aja abis...dasar tolol...'
harusnya yg marah sapa sih? gw kan? soalnya pulsa gw yg abis? lah ini... hopeless lah... punya temen kayak dia... makin baek makin diporotin.... pake pulsa orang banyak ya paling engga lo bilang 'sori' lah, apa lah, 'tar gw ganti' lah, apa lah... hih... jengkel banget dah... najes... ngomong sori aja kagak.. malah balik gw dimarah2in...

1 pesen aja dah buat lo : Pengen Eksis? JANGAN LEBAY PLIS.... Capek gw sama lo....

10 Tips Aman & Nyaman Di Jalan

Semua orang pasti ga mau kan kena kecelakaan?
ya jelas lah
mana ada orang mau kena kecelakaan.. itu mah gila.. hahaha

nih ada beberapa tips supaya aman & nyaman di jalan, monggo dibaca2 jika berkenan

1. posisikan tempat duduk senyaman mungkin, kalo bisa semua arah kelihatan & kaki sesuaikan sama pedal. soalnya kalo posisi duduk udah bener, secara otomatis kita lebih mudah memantau segala posisi dalam keadaan apapun.

2. genggamlah setir dengan tepat. tangan berada pada posisi jam 9-3. ini berfungsi agar kita lebih mudah melakukan manuver. hindari posisi tangan terlalu rendah (8-4) atau terlalu tinggi (10-2). ditambah pada mobil ber-airbag, posisi tangan yang salah akan menyebabkan airbag tidak berkembang dengan sempurna.

3. jangan sekali - kali anggap remeh fitur keselamatan. selalu gunakan sabuk pengaman, ini berfungsi untuk menahan tubuh kita jika terjadi kecelakaan, tentu mengurangi cedera juga. ditambah pada beberapa mobil ber-airbag, airbag tidak akan berfungsi jika pengemudi tidak memakai sabuk pengaman. sendainya anda penumpang pun, selalu ingatkan si pengemudi agar memakai sabuk pengaman.

4. nyalakan lampu sein saat akan berbelok / pindah jalur, supaya pengemudi di depan / belakang ada mengetahui anda akan ke arah mana.

5. senantiasa pantau spion ketika akan berbelok / pindah jalur, bahkan melakukan manuver apapun, spion harus dilihat. ini jelas untuk menghindari kejadian tidak diinginkan. karena kita tinggal di indonesia, yang mental pengendara motornya masih cenderung 'semrawut', main asal serobot, bahkan pengemudi mobil pun ada yang seperti itu. nah klo kita lagi pindah jalur tiba2 ada motor nyerobot gimana coba?. lampu sein bahkan bagi pengendara motor/pengemudi mobil yang sembrono tidak efektif. namanya semrawut ya semrawut.

6. jangan mudah terpancing emosi. ketika ada orang secara sengaja/tidak sengaja membaret mobil anda, tetaplah tenang, jangan terpancing emosi. karena bodi mobil kena baret bisa dicat kembali, tapi mengejar mereka hanya sia - sia dan taruhannya nyawa. nyawa anda tidak bisa dikembalikan dengan apapun.

7. selalu nyalakan lampu ketika mengemudi di malam hari, terutama saat hujan. ini juga berfungsi untuk keamanan. ketika anda tidak menyalakan lampu, potensi bahaya sangat mengancam, karena pengemudi/pengendara lain belum tentu menyadari keberadaan anda. namun dengan sorot lampu, orang lain menyadari keberadaan anda, sehingga potensi bahaya bisa berkurang.

8. hindari menyalakan lampu hazard jika tidak diperlukan. konvoi pun sebenarnya tidak perlu menyalakan lampu hazard, cukup menyalakan lampu kecil/kota saja. hujan pun cukup dengan sorot lampu besar, tidak perlu hazard. malahan lampu hazard itu menambah potensi bahaya. dengan lampu hazard, orang lain tidak mengetahui arah anda, dan jika mendadak anda berpindah arah, kemungkinan besar akan bertabrakan dengan orang lain. gunakan lampu hazard cukup saat keadaan sangat darurat, misal mau berbalik arah/mobil bermasalah. mundur pun sebenarnya tidak perlu menyalakan hazard, karena sudah ada lampu mundur, kecuali mundur untuk berbalik arah.

9. mengenai lampu, jangan mengganti - ganti warna lampu. sesuaikan warna lampu dengan peraturan. merah = stoplamp, kuning = sein, putih = reverse lamp. apa jadinya jika anda mengganti lampu sein dengan warna putih? kacau balau. jika anda menyalakan hazard, otomatis hazard pun berwarna putih, dan ini membingungkan pengemudi lain, karena 'ini nyalain lampu mundur apa hazard sih? sama putihnya'. lalu lampu depan/headlamp, terutama HID, usahakan jangan terlalu terang karena malah akan membahayakan(silau). untuk penggunaan dalam kota, max 6000K sudah cukup terang. tidak perlu sampai 10.000K

10. paling penting... kenali dimensi mobil anda. jangan memaksa manuver agresif menggunakan mobil berjenis minibus seperti kijang,panther,APV,innova,trajet,alphard,dll, atau SUV seperti CRV,xtrail,vitara,rush,terios,fortuner,dll, bahkan sedan besar sejenis mercedes benz S class atau BMW 7series. karena manuver agresif di dalam kota dengan mobil berukuran sebesar itu akan membahayakan orang lain jika kurang hati - hati. apabila suka bermanuver agresif, lebih baik dan lebih aman menggunakan mobil kecil/mobil perkotaan seperti jazz,yaris,swift,sirion,city,soluna,vios,civic,corolla,dll. di sinilah budget dan kepentingan berbicara. berapa anggaran anda? jarak rumah ke kantor? sekolah? kampus? anggota keluarga anda? tipe pengemudi seperti apakah anda? pikirkanlah baik - baik sebelum memutuskan mobil apa yang akan anda beli dan gunakan. ini juga bagian dari tips aman dan nyaman di jalan.

A/T = banci? Think Twice Before You Talk...

Lately.. i'm really annoyed to some people

yes, they really brainless... to say...

'MATIC BANCI'

oh dude... have you ever try it?

never?

so shut your mouth... you only know the theory... but never try it then...

eventually... you're just a senior high school student... you haven't worked yet to buy your own car...

if you say A/T users are 'banci', what are the reasons?

too easy? just like a racing game? think twice

only gas and brake ? think twice... you even didn't know anything... do you ever heard about 'shift locks'? 'ATF'? 'CVT'? 'DSG'? hahaha... LOL...

un-fast? man.... think real... where will you race? inside a city, you'll never throttle your gas pedal into maximum.... only 50 kph max, more than it, you'll busted by cops. race on the highway? yes, you'll only crash a truck, and R.I.P... you only can race in sentul and lippo village circuits... only those... no more...

un-efficient? but you don't need to use clutch, your left leg can rest... it's nice huh? only differs 1 - 2 km/liters... but you'll save more energy for your left leg...

shitty reasons, learn before you talk

more accidents are happend cause of A/T's... not M/T's...
so using A/T is easy? no... exactly not... if u never learnt of it.. you'll only meet accidents... then many people will laugh on you... 'katanya matic gampanggg?? tapi koq jatoh dari atas gedung ya?'

i don't mean to blame all M/T users... i just want to 'attack' some of my friends who just said 'MATIC BANCI'... they're really dumb to think that A/T is easier than M/T's... never try, just know the theory, and talk? better keep silent...

but if you love M/T, it's just fine... hahaha... but don't ever try to say 'MATIC BANCI' in front of me... or i'll kick your ass...

so, think twice before you say 'MATIC BANCI'

Still In Love With You

Still In Love With You
Jonas Brothers

She was all I ever wanted
She was all I ever needed and more
She walked out my door
Then she went away
Left my heart in two
Left me standing here
Singing all these blues

CHORUS
You left without a single word
Not even sorry
It might of hurt worse to hear you say
I'm leaving goodbye
But your smile still makes my heart sing
Another sad song
Can't forget it, won't regret it
Cause I'm still in love with you

We had fun under the sun
And when winter came she'd be my angel
We were so in love
Yeah she went away
Left my heart in two
Left me standing here
Singing all these blues

CHORUS

I don't know what hurts worse baby
Seeing you with him or being alone
On my own

I know he doesn’t love you baby
Not like I did oh what's the point
You're not listening anyway

2 B'Days ..?? Wow....

Ahahaha
Mungkin ini weekend paling sibuk seumur hidup

attending 2 of my BFF's bday...ahahaha

sibuk tp asik =p.

lha mau gimana lagi ulang taun juga selisih sehari,
bebet 24 feb
tata 25 feb (ahahah =p)

tp acarane bebet tgl 26 wew :hammer: klo tata sih pas tgl 25 e..ahahah.

tgl 25 di gama... byk yg dateng sih lupa klo suru nyebutin 1 1 =p.
maem2 sama foto2an (dah biasa kalee wkwkwkw)

wktu foto gayane pd lucu2 loo..wkwkwkw
ada N sama yogi gayane mesra bgt sumpah...awkowakoowka mara i ngakak... mirip maho...

saya sendiri mati gaya wew....

yaa sebenernya ada 'personal happiness' juga sih kmrn... ahahah...

aahhh lama2 OOT
anw, happy bday sis ^^
wish u all d best
GBU :)

jumat, lokasi @ bebet's house

sebelom mulai acara nyambi kerkel kim... jd yg kelompok kim e bebet (aku,andy,adri,bebet) suru dtg jam stg 5 ngerjake tugas sek. lha nda taune ngerjake tugas bentar tok, sisane nganggur2 nunggu yg laen dtg.
btw tu cas-cas-an HPne bebet jadi korban 'numpang ngecas' wkkwkwwkwkw.
nek nda salah sih kemaren yg dtg 9 org : aku,adri,andy,arga,bebet,kebi(andre & andrew),sean,igna....

pas semua dah dtg, adri mbe arga meh ke indomaret beli minum...
bar tu igna meh pesen pizza hut e... nanya bagian penerangan...
pas dah ngebel pizza hut e ternyata NYASAR KE PIZZA HUT DI JKT...WKWKKWKWKW.... untung e belom pesen beneran lo itu...

akhir e pas arga mbe adri pulang, seng pesen arga. de'e ngebel bagian penerangan minta no telp e pizza hut di semarang (seng dimana lupa aku...)
de'e telpon pesen gitu, atas nama ne masa pake papae andy lok o... bapak budi..wkkwkwkw.

sambil nunggu pizza dtg kita ntn film.... judul e 'coming soon'...whew...
serem euy...ahahaha... crt ne tu ada aktris mokat pas syuting adegan gantung diri gr2 pengamane rusak... trus bles dendam mbe kru film e, dipateni semua... termasuk yg ntn film e dn itu juga jd korban...ckckck... kira2 bgitulah... ngeri ya mbayangke ne....

tp ya tu... ntn e nda konsen gara2 ditambahi dialog2 aneh2 dari video batman basa jawa lah, spiderman basa jawa lah, dll... '17-22 SU..!! IRIT LISTRIK....!!', 'L*$#@! KEBELET NGISING TENAN AKU IKI!', de elel...wkwkwkwk.

pas pizza ne dah dtg nda seru lagi wes... lampune dinyalake gara2 mbe makan og...ahahaha...

tp la meh py wong dinyalake ae ada seng ketakutan.. apalgi dimatiin...wkwkwkwk.

edun og kmrn... tu mung makane tok seng dibayari tp bukan acara ultah... tp dolan...wwkkwkwkwkw.

anw thx ya bettt... happy bday too ^^
wish u all d best
GBU :)

Really Alone Now...

Bener2 deh skrg feels really alone

no one to share stories

ga ada temen curhat

ga ada temen SMS

berasa dilupain sama seseorang yg udh tak anggep 'my own sister'

berasa ud ga dianggep 'brother' lagi sama orang itu...

or it's just my feeling?

haa~ don't care ah

let it flow ae... with sadness & lonelyness...

Chinese New Year & Valentine Day

Wow
baru kali ini val's day & xinjia terjadi barengan loh

keajaiban? kebetulan? hahaha

yg jelas pertama bingung bgt
kirim SMS isinya apa yah? secara xinjia sama val's day kan ga ada hubungannya.

jadi yaa ga pake babibu asal kirim ucapan selamet aja...wkwkwkkw GG

btw,
xinjia cuma ke 2 tempat... haha
ke tmpat mak ngkong dr papa... trus yg dr mama.. maem... trus pulang..wkkwkw

angpau belom itung2an juga~ yg jelas sih ga bakal dapet ya buat beli volkrays TE37.... apalagi sampe di hellaflush mau abis berapa tuh... ngimpi kali ye

hmmm... mau ngomong apalagi yah?

val's day... nothing special si....

ngasih coklat? ngga tuh... emang mo ngasih sapa...

yaa my wish aja sih... moga val's day berikutnya isa ngasih coklat @@~ amen

tp beneran deh val's day taun ini sepi bgt... blank rasane... mati rasa...

aish~ mboh

新年快乐
xin nian kuai le
happy (chinese) new year

&

情人节快乐
qing ren jie kuai le
happy valentine's day

GBU all

DO I NEED TO TREAT YOU AS MY SISTER AGAIN?

Haah...

She's really annoying... and also confusing
It doesn't happened once
It's been happened since the 1st semester
And it was after she's gettin closer with her new friends...
Then, it really annoys me...

What happened to her?
After gettin close to someone.. then he forget me?
embarassing...

I always treat him.. like my own sister..
It started last year... When we were on 9th grade...

But now?
Everytime she needs friend to tell her problems... It was always me
But after her problem solved... She never think of me again

Everytime i ask her.. She always says that i'll always be her brother...

But i think it was only words...

Now i want to ask her again...

DO I NEED TO TREAT YOU AS MY SISTER AGAIN????

PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME.....
DON'T THINK I'M A NICE PERSON... NO
I'M AN ABANDONED PERSON WHO BECAME A BAD GUY....

Kaca Spion : Penentu Nasib di Jalan

Kemaren abis dimarah2i sama mam & pap gara2 nyaris nabrak motor...

okelah emang salah, aku nda liat spion langsung maen belok. nda ngasih sein... ga tau kemaren rasane mabok gitu...

tapi ya dodol ik... masa dah tau orang mau belok diterjang wae....

tp dari peristiwa ini aku belajar sesuatu : pentingnya kaca spion.

knp? karena andai kendaraan bermotor tanpa kaca spion, berapa banyak nyawa akan melayang? udah ada spion aja masih banyak korban, apalagi ga pake spion?

okelah kalo kita idup di negara2 macem amrik,eropa,dll yg jalanannya ga seruwet dan seribet indonesia, ditambah di sana aturannya kan ketat banget ga kaya di sini.... di sini aturan cuma dibaca, tapi ga diterapin.

coba kita lagi ngebut tanpa liat kanan kiri, tanpa liat spion, selap selip sana sini ugal2an.... nah mendadak dari belakang ada truck... trus nabrak kita... gimana jadinya? jelas donk... nyawa kita yg melayang.... karena itu spion penting... ga cuma penting.. SANGAT PENTING.... krn tanpa spion = nyawa melayang.

Belajar dari Panti Asuhan

Tadi siang ke panti asuhan tanah putih... biasa papa mau ngasih sumbangan... hahaha

donatur sih =p. tiap taun ngasih sumbangan

Tanjakan e dewo banget... hahaha... melorot trs pas meh masuk gerbange.... ada orang di depan gerbange og, ngalangi jadi harus nunggu orang e pergi sek T.T. untunge gas mobilku responsif... banget.. wkkw. jadine ya nda masalaahhh... hahaha.

masuk2 disambut kayak bos wae... dibukake gerbang... wkkwkwkw. padahal kita bukan siapa2 :o.

masuk2 ada anjing herder e ik...akakakka.

trs aku pap mbe adek ku turun kbh. liat2 panti ne.. hahaha. (padal cuma liat anjinge deng..wkwkkw)

herder 1, trs ada pug 1 gek dimandiin... hahaha.

trs ada anak nyamperi dw, mbawa anjing 1 lagi. katane tu hasil kawinan pug mbe herder looo.... wewww >.< apik tapi, badan e pug, bulune herder...

dah gt mereka mandiin anjinge tu bareng2 yoo... kompak banget >.<

bar pap ku balik dari dalem, lsg dw pulang...

duh serius mereka t dah bikin aku dpt pelajaran byk...

mereka walaupun nda ad ortu, tp masih isa ketawa, masih isa bahagia.
padahal di dalem hati mereka pasti merindukan sosok seorang ayah/ibu.

lah kita?
coba kita bercermin sama mereka....
kita tiap hari dinasehati ortu... mbangkang...
disuruh ini nda mau, disuruh itu ogah...
kita bukan e bersyukur ortu masih idup, malah nyumpahi 'ndang modar ngono lo'....
kita bukan e menyayangi ortu, malah ngajak tengkar terus...

bersyukurlah selagi ortu kita masih hidup,
sayangi mereka, taati mereka.
inget di dunia ini ga ada yg abadi....
ortu pun suatu saat akan meninggalkan kita... seperti anak2 panti tsb... ditinggalkan ortu pada saat mereka masih membutuhkan kasih sayang....

jangan cuma bisanya morotin ortu... minta ini itu, tapi kita sendiri ga pernah ada timbal baliknya...

kehidupan akan berbalik, saat ortu kita udah tua, kita yg harus menghidupi mereka...

SAYANGI, jangan NGAJAK TENGKAR melulu.

*ngomong2 dipeseni sm mam jg sih, 'klo km dah gede harus ngelanjutin papa jadi donatur'... agreed... coz i learn so much things from them, i'll try mom ^^*

A Car is Similar to A Human

For some people, cars might be only a mean of transportation....

but... not for me...

for me... cars are similar to a friend...

i can share my feelings to my cars.... although it seems to be weird huh? hahaha....

cars are similar to a human for me...

if you treat it nicely, it will helps you nicely too.... if you think it's too old or the mileage is enough... you can sell it with high price,nice condition, buy a new one... that does better than your last car, and you'll be satisfied by the way you treat it...

but if you treat it badly, it will not help you.... and makes you blame it every time... finally you dissapointed, sell it, with a very low price and bad condition... and buy a new one... you do the same thing... then you'll regret... how cruel are you with your car....

cars also have 'feelings'.... yeah it's very weird... how can a vehicle have feeling? hahaha....

but you can feel its feeling,,, according to how you treat it... nicely or badly..hahaha.

also, it is similar to a girlfriend too....

with a car, you go in a saturday night, dating with your girl, having fun with your friends, etc. haha ^^.

oh yeah might be this is the weird-est post today....

am i sleepy to post this ? no... i'm not sleepy...hahaha... just for fun ^^

That Feeling... Hurts...

Why...?

I didn't do something wrong...

But that feeling always come to me...

Wrong...wrong... and always wrong

never feel alright... everytime i saw herself...

i miss her... but sometimes i hate her....

must this ended right here?

like the others?

like the past?

DO I NEED TO DO THE SAME MISTAKE IN THE PAST??

no...

to prove my feeling...

i need no surrenders....

surrender... run like a fool.... it seems to be really dumb...

i'm no coward anymore!

even this feeling hurts me very deep.... IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NEED TO SURRENDER SO FAST....

hope someday she'll know....

Yearbook Photo.... Awful -.-

abis foto katalog kmrn....

parah.... T.T

mengumbar keseksian beneran itu.... huft...

masa baju e bolong2 gt??? memalukan ik.....

ez ngono sak kelompok e mbe..... ah cacatos ah....

rak ono seng marai makdel.... cacatoooossss.... T.T

senyum ae ky wong disiksa... (ra iso senyum jan2o gr2 nda ada pemandangan bagus...)
tp untung e ada XB yg nunggu... jdne yaa mendingan lah pemandangane ada bagus e dikit...wkwkkwkw.

nda bisa membayangkan wajahku nanti di katalog beneran... huaaaaa... pasrah...~

Long Time No See....

Huft.. capek bener dah jalanan macet puolll.... abis pulang dari jogja.

Actually... jogja skrg berubah jadi kota yg rame.. seramai jakarta -.-

macet everywhere :nohope:

berangkat kemaren kamis sih, sehari sebelom taun baruan

perjalanan sekitar 4 - 4,5jam karena muaceeeeeeettttttt.....

sampe di sana mampir ke toko besi punya e adek e ngkong ku... (istilah laen e 'om e papaku'). ribet ya istilah e? wkkwkwk. nda ada istilah pastine og... masa manggil e 'om ngkong'? wkkwkwkwk aneh....

back to topic, ya emang niatan mampir sih meh ketemuan ya, soale dah lama sih, berapa taon nda ketemu. awal e nunggu di sana lama bangetttt... ngkong(manggil e biasane ini) e ge ngurusi kerjaan... hahaha...
sekitar 1/2 jam kemudian baru nyampe... bareng mak (istrine) mbe anak e & pacare anak e...wkwkw(ribet nulis e)...

aku wae lupa lo nama ne anak e..wkwkwkk... bar tu pas masuk gek inget... cik candra..wkwkwkkw. ngobrol2 bentar di dalem ruang kerjane ngkong, trus janjian malem meh maem di selera kuring. trs pas meh pul sempet ngomongke mobil... ngkong penasaran xtrail tu naekan e py. ya wes test drive bentar mbe papaku.. pake mobilku. kwkwkwk. ternyata emang eye-catching banget ya, jarang ada yg punya. kwkwkwk. dan akhir e.... papa berhasil ngeracuni ngkong buat beli xtrail.... :D:D. (sakjane gek rencana sih.. belom beli tenanan wkwkwkkw)

bar sesi test drive kelar, kita akhir e cao ke hotel. check in mbe istirahat bentar. trus jam 6 (nda jam 6 pas sih, set 7 tepat nya) pegi ke rumah e ngkong. meh brkt bareng. kwkwkw.

pas brkt maem wae macet bgt og...swt -.-

sampe di TKP baru ada cik candra mbe koh marco(pacare cik candra). cik nanik mbe koh yusi blm dateng... ya susah si wong dah punya anak... kwkwkwk. anak e wae dah 2... padahal terakhir ketemu baru 1.. wew parah lama bgt ya nda ketemu ne.. kwkwkw. sampe nda tau punya anak brp. anak e yg pertama cewek, yg ke-2 cowok. pas cik nanik dtg... kaget aku... ketok tua bgt wajah e...beda mbe adek e (cik candra)...wkwk. (padal aku dw lupa terakhir liat ky py... wkkwkw)

hahaha ini crtne kaya orang ultah... maem e bentar tp ngobrol e byk...wkwkkwkw. padal tujuane cuma meh kumpul gr2 lama nda ketemu. kwkwkwk. duh nasib ya jadi anak SMA... ditanya sana sini 'dah punya pacar belom?' kwkwkwk dodol ah masih kemana2 sendiri begini...wkwkwk.

sebenere nda enak jg si cuma ketemu sehari tok... mak mbe ngkong meh pegi ke jkt sabtu ne... cik nanik mbe koh yusi y meh pegi sabtu ne... ckckck...

haha tp seneng jg si isa ketemu, ya wajar ya, ud 5taunan nda ketemu. wajah e wae aku mboh lupa2 inget. kwkwkw. bener2 unforgetable isa ketemu sama sanak sodara yg lama banget nda ketemu walaupun cuma 1 hari.

tapi kayak e skrg bakal jarang ke jogja lagi... jalanane dah beda... macet everywhere... pada kapok mending ke sby pa jkt sisan nek meh macet.